(via c-teardrops)
unbelievable!
the best kind of mess
I highly recommend never having feelings.
10/10 will recommend
(via itsagifnotagif)
A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
(via confirmance)
(via bastille)
(via dulect)
I just witnessed a fucking murder
THE ENTIRE FAMILY
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via confirmance)
a millennial: i work three jobs and still don't make enough to live comfortably or save for my future
a baby boomer: well then why don't you have four jobs?
why are old people so obsessed with doing this
He literally spelled old-fashioned wrong, and he even had spell check to help him
(via hijerking)
holy shit look at the people who wrote the spongebob musical songs
This is going to go so fucking hard
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